I failed my biology exam today. I was asked to name 2 things commonly found in cells. Apparently, Mexicans and Blacks is not the correct answer.
February 2011
49 posts
When you're sat down watching TV and a crazy ass bitch decides to crawl out.
Bitch I didn’t ask for 3D.
the police
“There was a knock on our dressing room door. Our manager shouted, ‘Keith! Ron! The Police are here!’ Oh, man, we panicked, flushed everything down the john. Then the door opened and it was Stewart Copeland and Sting.”
-Keith Richards, 1982
THIS IS WHY I LOVE KOREAN DRAMAS.
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APPARENTLY, JUSTIN BIEBER IS A MILITARY MAN STATIONED IN KOREA.
The world is like fuck. It's so full of bullshits.
True Story



